Have I gone mad?

But, my dear, this is not Wonderland, and you are not Alice.

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via giant-tropical-centipedes)